快叫救护车，快点病人流血不止，万一大出血就麻烦了小护士自从来这儿工作还真没遇到过自杀的患者，看着那止不住的鲜血，手脚都麻了While policeman Shen Mengxing escorted the prisoner Liu Daniu to the provincial jail, they were kidnapped by the female robbers, Yu Niang and Xue Die, from Longmen Mountain in Longmen County. The two were captured to the mountain and became members of the cottage. The new cottage was renamed \"Longmen Cottage\". Yu Niang is the master, Shen Mengxing is the second master, and Liu Daniu is the third master. Then Yu Niang arranged Shen Mengxing and Daniu to go out and invite Lu Linxiao, a teacher at Longmen College, to come to the cottage as a consultant. Everyone worked together in order to make the business much better, but they wrongly used all kinds of bad methods, which led to many misunderstandings and a series of hilarious embarrassments. Once Lu Linxiao asked Daniu to help bring a letter to his father, and Daniu rescued a fisherman's daughter, Wan Er, on the way to Lu's residence. After listening to Wan Er's experiences, everyone in the cottage was filled with anger and motivation and determined to help Wan Er fight against the evil county forces headed by County Magistrate Mu.故事围绕着年青电脑专家钱小豪展开四哥为了帮他避免其麻雀馆落入麻雀千王败类岳华手上不惜重新出山与其鏖战双方斗智最终胜出一筹在21世纪初地球上出现一场十分激烈的战斗冷酷无情的坏人控制着一群机器人然而机器人的首领已经筹谋着反抗它们埋伏在一家矿场里准备但是机器人的反抗却被镇压了下来并被主人加以严厉惩罚经过一轮重整旗鼓后机器人的装备得到了改善决定与大坏蛋来一场最终的决斗龙雁飞（许冠文 饰）是一个著名的武侠小说家十年了都没有新的作品面世了不过以往的畅销作品仍然带给他可观的收入生活无忧他的女儿Sophia（杨千嬅 饰）早已到了适婚年龄但她恋爱运甚差只想找一个真正可以过日子的人结婚其实她一直暗恋自己的上司——花花公子Frankie（刘青云 饰）Frankie因为意外要搬到Sophia的家住龙雁飞看见自己心爱的女儿被Frankie当工人使唤心里很不是滋味便对Frankie充满了敌意但在后来的相处中两个男人又成了知己史考特和凯文是两个典型的好莱坞郁郁不得志的编剧当他们再一次尝试卖出他们的新剧本失败后史考特阴差阳错的认识了一个叫丽娟的中国女孩他们逐渐陷入无法自拔的恋爱当中可是当丽娟的前男友从中国赶来当面对峙的时候史考特彻底的傻眼了 阿林（林海峰 饰）一直以来都梦想着能够手执教鞭站上讲台成为教书育人的老师如今他的理想终于成为了现实可是直到此时他才发现现实是如此的枯燥和残酷阿林每日要面对的是调皮的学生和机械化的教学任务没过多久阿林的热忱和理想就完全的被磨灭了阿黄（黄秋生 饰）是阿林的同事兼好友身为单身爸爸的他和五岁的儿子过着相依为命的生活某日学校里新调来了漂亮开朗的李老师（徐子淇 饰）李老师的出现让阿林和阿黄在苍白的生活里看到了新的色彩阿林和阿黄同时喜欢上了李老师但得知了阿黄的心意阿林决定默默的退出国际刑警组织发布名为「红色通缉令」的全球警戒出手追捕全球头号通缉犯一桩胆大妄为的劫案却导致美国联邦调查局一名顶尖犯罪侧写员（道恩·强森DwayneJohnson饰）杠上两位互相较劲的罪犯（盖尔·加朵GalGadot、瑞安·雷诺兹RyanReynolds饰）这下事情会怎么发展可就难说了🐸🚽🐽